so I am home in Price for the Thanksgiving weekend, and instead of doing my homework what am I doing? Watching the James Bond Movie Marathon on TNN. So here is what I have learned:
1. Evil henchmen always wear uniforms.
2. The villian is always willing to tell the good guy the entire plan.
3. It is no problem if you leave your equipment behind you, no one will ever find it.
4. Who needs a cover, just use your own name.
5. The worst possible puns-as-pick-up-lines will always get the beautiful girl to go to bed with you.
6. The bad guy always seems to have a cat.
7. You always win the fight, no matter how many people you are against, or their size; also you rarely bleed, bruise, or mess up your hair.
8. You always discover the plan just before the villian is about to impliment it.
9. Everything can be blamed on the communists, be it the Russians or the Chinese.
10. The only sophisticated way to gamble is to play craps on borrowed money in a tuxedo.