Wednesday, July 14, 2004

CRAZY ALERT!! Weird lady came in today and told us about how her identity had been taken by someone who she believes to live on 5th and F avenue. Apparently this 30-something woman is stating that she is a doctor and is even dressing in the same clothes as this woman. She also has this woman's CIA Id number and may be part of a "volitile" group known as "taste the difference" which is doing something awful in her name. Hee hee, it was soo funny. Her outfit was just outrageous! But her impersonator apparently is wearing the same pleated thing. And also has her hair is dyed the same awful color. So if you see anyone attempting to impersonate Lisa Goldstein please call the local FBI office or the police, because remember she is THE REAL CIA AGENT. Man, we should have asked for her ID.

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