Sometimes I really wish that I had the creativity to make stuff up, but the real world is so much more amusing.
On every box of SunMaid raisins is a little saying on the flap--a little like a fortune cookie-- and on my box today was the following (including the italics):
Be yourself;
nobody does you better.
Ok, so maybe I am the only one who sees it. But the second I read it, I immediately started to sing "Nobody does it better" from the James Bond Movie, and one train of thought leading to the other....
the sad thing is that I had to look up masturbation to make sure that I was spelling it correctly, you would think that I would know how to spell that.
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