If you asked me what time it was, I would probably pull my cell phone out of my bra and tell you.
If you asked my Dad what time it was he would tell you "the same time it was 24 hours ago".
If you asked an astrophysicist what time it is you would get a debate on the theory of relativity.
If you asked the wicked witch of the west she would tell you "time's up my pretty".
If you ask David Bowie he would tell you that time is waiting in the wings and that it speaks of senseless things. "His script is you and me boys"
So, what time is it?