Do you know YOUR mom's name?

So yesterday I was at a lunchoen for Judith Kipper, who spoke at our lecture series, and the bug took a message for me while I was gone. On the message it read "Your Mom called, change on plans, call her at home". Simple message right? Well apparently she didn't think that it was because she wrote my Mom's name down just underneath the message and drew an arrow from her name to the word "mom". Like I don't know what my own Mom's name is. Come on, really, I ask you.