Thursday, June 23, 2005

OSH the new gay man pick up joint?

So the men's bathroom at the end of the hall has been seeing some strange activity as of late. Granted our building is home to many strange visitors...we have many campus lemmings that walk our halls (being homeless offers them lots of oppurtunities to have plenty of time for low-impact exercise in an air-conditioned environment). However, with the summer semester there has been some new people haunting the end of the hallway and the men's bathroom(including a much older guy wearing a rainbow belt who gives me the creeps).

Now, you wonder, how do I suspect this...well Mr.3 (my men's room spy) has informed me of some highly strange activity...including 2 different men looking either under or above the stall at him while he is taking a dump. Today there was a young man (who yes, fit all of the gay stereotypes) pacing back and forth in front of the stalls in the men's room, looking into them periodically. When Mr.3 went into one of the stalls he pretended to pee for 10 seconds and then left the room.

Could it be that these potty prowlers (how is that for alleration?) are stalking the stalls looking for a piece of tail? It is a mystery that does need to be explored...but I really don't want to know if that means Mr.3 is going to be continually peeped upon in the men's room, because one of these days he will hit one of them...perhaps Mr.3 should start using the faculty men's room from now on. At least then he would be getting peeped at by someone with tenure.

2 comments:

Kerrith Black said...

Every few years someone gets arrested for lewd behavior in the men's bathroom in OSH and there are newspaper articles about it. Apparantly OSH is listed in some gay travel handbook dating back to the 60's or 70's as a place to hook up for anonymous sex. Now it has supposedly evolved into postings on gay themed web pages.

Personally I wonder if there is any truth behind the rumor. Doesn't an out of the way bathroom on a college campus in the middle of Utah seem like a really weird place for gay men to be looking for love?

Delal said...

It does seem odd, but I am going to see what I can track down.